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In Which I Shamelessly Admit My Love for The Contender and Seeing People Get the Bejeebies Knocked Out of Them

May 9th, 2005 · 2 Comments

I normally consider myself above such barbaric tendencies, but I was quite excited when Jesse nearly knocked out and, thus, eliminated Anthony. And when I say excited, I mean jumping-up-and-down-clapping-yelling-at-the-TV excited. Does that make me a bad person? Or does the fact I wanted Anthony to lose because I found it annoying […]

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Why the Original Iron Chef is Better than Iron Chef America

April 19th, 2005 · 4 Comments

The original Iron Chef is better because it has theme ingredients like sea cucumber, sea urchin, eel, and freakin’ swallow’s nest.
I’m sorry, but cheese and catfish cannot measure up to these.

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Some People’s Kids

April 9th, 2005 · No Comments

From an IMDB user comment on the TV show “Grey’s Anatomy”:

I wasn’t expecting Meredith Grey to be the central character.

I repeat, the show is called “GREY’s Anatomy.”

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Funny

March 8th, 2005 · 1 Comment

I just saw Penelope Cruz do an impression of Salma Hayek. Hilarious.

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Tags: General · Random · Television

You’re hired!

December 16th, 2004 · 1 Comment

Good has triumphed over evil fembot.

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To Whom It May Concern: Vol II

August 28th, 2004 · 1 Comment

Dear Whiny Olympic Diving Commentator,
You’re annoying. Shut up.
You make me want to not watch the men’s platform diving semifinals. At least Bart Connors won a gold in the event he commentates for.
Sincerely yours,
Nicole Swan

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Tags: Sports · Television

oh, Apprentice how I love thee

April 15th, 2004 · 2 Comments

I love The Apprentice. Have I mentioned this before? I don’t remember.
Highlights of the finale: I picked Bill and Amy as my top two from the beginning, and I was right. Also, Carolyn must still be glowing from her SNL stint as she actually cracked a smile on the show.
On a […]

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