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In Which I Shamelessly Admit My Love for The Contender and Seeing People Get the Bejeebies Knocked Out of Them

I normally consider myself above such barbaric tendencies, but I was quite excited when Jesse nearly knocked out and, thus, eliminated Anthony. And when I say excited, I mean jumping-up-and-down-clapping-yelling-at-the-TV excited. Does that make me a bad person? Or does the fact I wanted Anthony to lose because I found it annoying [...]

Why the Original Iron Chef is Better than Iron Chef America

The original Iron Chef is better because it has theme ingredients like sea cucumber, sea urchin, eel, and freakin’ swallow’s nest.
I’m sorry, but cheese and catfish cannot measure up to these.

Some People’s Kids

From an IMDB user comment on the TV show “Grey’s Anatomy”:

I wasn’t expecting Meredith Grey to be the central character.

I repeat, the show is called “GREY’s Anatomy.”

Funny

I just saw Penelope Cruz do an impression of Salma Hayek. Hilarious.

You’re hired!

Good has triumphed over evil fembot.

To Whom It May Concern: Vol II

Dear Whiny Olympic Diving Commentator,
You’re annoying. Shut up.
You make me want to not watch the men’s platform diving semifinals. At least Bart Connors won a gold in the event he commentates for.
Sincerely yours,
Nicole Swan

oh, Apprentice how I love thee

I love The Apprentice. Have I mentioned this before? I don’t remember.
Highlights of the finale: I picked Bill and Amy as my top two from the beginning, and I was right. Also, Carolyn must still be glowing from her SNL stint as she actually cracked a smile on the show.
On a [...]

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Dreams

To live in a bike friendlier world. To create the greatest collection of fabulous shoes ever assembled. To see a viable third party in US politics. To get local Rio team riders to acknowledge existence on road.

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