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Enough already

Just a few minutes ago, I came across something that made me so mad that I had hot tears pricking at the back of my eyes. Anyone that knows me well knows that I DO NOT cry.
Go check this link out and come on back. I’ll wait here.
Why people? WTF!? It’s [...]

It’s my weblog and I’ll rant if I want to

Things bothering me right now:

The color black
The color pink
The words liberal, conservative, Democrat, and Republican
A "Missing Argument 2" error
Stuff

rant mode on.

I hate PDFs. A lot. It seems as though everyone uses the PDF file type to allow themselves to create obnoxiously large documents. Would they make a normal web page or Word document that large? No. But apparently PDFs give free reign to make large files — which ARE NOT COOL. [...]

word of the freaking day

For the love of God, people, can you please spell the word correctly? It’s not sepErate — it’s S-E-P-A-R-A-T-E.

the rules of the circuit

I’ve got a few rules for those that choose to circuit train in oblivion:

If there are a bajillion spots open on the circuit, do not get on within 2 machines of me. Because when I must do the leg machine twice (one time for each leg), you will, inevitably, end up right beside me.
If [...]

Bad, bad ideas

We’ve already established, at some point, that I watch a lot of television. Lately, this has included a healthy dose of CSPAN. What else does one have to do around 1 am on a Monday? This time I couldn’t pull myself away from a meetup in Wisconsin. The meetup came on [...]

The Bill Stone series

The themes are similar, the arguments the same — here’s another installment in the Bill Stone series. As always, this letter originally appeared in The Rapid City Journal.
Lived too long
You know you’ve lived too long when:
The queers are getting married, the straights are shacking up, and neither want any children.
The queers can marry in [...]

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To live in a bike friendlier world. To create the greatest collection of fabulous shoes ever assembled. To see a viable third party in US politics. To get local Rio team riders to acknowledge existence on road.

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