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son of a…

Spammers have found my weblog. Four in the last two days. I hope they “all get ass cancer and die,” as the mighty jimbo would say.

o happy day

My car lovingly decided to break down (well, it runs great, I just can’t turn the wheel) today. And on one of the coldest days of winter. Wonderful.
Have I mentioned it’s cold? It’s a whopping -15 ° F (that’s about -26 ° C for those that use a normal measurement system). [...]

question

Is it a requirement for bitchiness and pettiness to be the general norm in high school? Looking back over high school memorabilia, this is the general consensus I gathered. Perhaps, that is why I only see or speak with high school classmates when I run into them randomly or at the occasional wedding.
I [...]

my good deed for the day…er, month

Today, I did my regular glancing through the classics section of the used bookstore, looking for the ever elusive copy of The Count of Monte Cristo. Mind you, I am not looking for any copy, but an old, hardback copy. However, my quest is not the point of this diatribe.
Soon after I entered [...]

bewilderment, rage, and nostalgia

Through the fog of my dream state, a shrill noise pierced my ears. It took forever, which was, of course, merely moments, to swim back to the surface of consciousness. What is that incessant noise and why won’t it stop? Then, as my bewilderment faded, I realized the freakin’ fire alarm was [...]

bad PR

CNN Breaking News:
– Rep. Bill Janklow of South Dakota is convicted of manslaughter for a
collision that killed a motorcyclist, the Associated Press reports.
Watch CNN or log on to http://CNN.com (AOL Keyword: CNN) for the latest
news.
In my two years of receiving the breaking news email from CNN, this is the first time South Dakota has been [...]

weekend notes

Ohhhh-klahoma! *sung in the style of the musical* sucks! I’m still in awe of their extreme and unseen level of chokedness.
Don’t worry, Missoula. It has been duelly noted that you hate me. I’m okay with that.
Please, everyone, beware of entering into conversations with strangers at an unusually busy Wendy’s. I managed [...]

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To live in a bike friendlier world. To create the greatest collection of fabulous shoes ever assembled. To see a viable third party in US politics. To get local Rio team riders to acknowledge existence on road.

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