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Remember that scene in Garden State where they stand on heavy machinery and scream as loud/hard as they can? I felt like doing that today.

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Things/people/etc annoying me right now:

The misspelling of the word ’sepArate.’ It’s not sepErate, people!
TLC shows that change their highly successful format to something that sucks. The point of the show is that there is a budget. I don’t want teams on Trading Spaces to have $2000 for a room. It’s not […]

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This meager beginning of a scarf took me two hours. I am spent.

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It is not cool at all to find mold AND an odd hair in a brand new package of cheese.
No need to eat supper tonight.

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xxx: i wish i could take the day off to mourn Reagan
nicole: no kidding. shouldn’t we all be respecting his death by having the day off?
nicole: Wall Street’s closed and the USPS has the day off — why should we bother?
xxx: i imagine i’m as touched as the guy at the post office
nicole: i […]

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I just got a spam comment that started out with “There is an entire industry of scamming going on now, and we should take all the precautions we can to fight it.” Then it added a proper XHTML break tag like so — <br /> — which I can totally appreciate.
But the […]

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I will try to get a better picture at a future date. In related news, my digital camera sucks in low light.

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