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Nonsense

Posted on | May 9, 2005 |

swanpickles: did you buy anything yet? didja? didja?
xxx: no, i’ve been ‘working’
swanpickles: working with air quotes, huh?
xxx: in this case it means i was actually working
xxx: i had modeling school this afternoon and was working on the website this morning
swanpickles: you’re going to be a model?
swanpickles: sweet
xxx: pays better
swanpickles: true.
swanpickles: although, now you have to start smoking and doing hardcore drugs.
xxx: but i’ll be skinny
swanpickles: oh yes, and an eating disorder.
xxx: i don’t know that loss of appetite due to smoking and drugs is necessarily an eating disorder
swanpickles: well, i was assuming you would also have bulimia or a variant there of.
xxx: um, i think anorexia is more my style
xxx: i don’t like puking

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    May 10th, 2005 @ 1:49 pm

    I think there should be an asterisk next to a models names if she/he is caught having an eating disorder.

    Models back in the day models did it the old school way with diet and exercise and those machines which had the belt on them that shook the fat away.

    If there are asterisks next to baseball players whom use steroids — I say dammit the same should be true for models with eating disorders!

    Now that’s random!

    p.s. Nicole — I like my link — “The Webster” — it makes me sound official or at least important .. which we all know isn’t true.

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