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Today, on a track far from Athens, my parents’ race horse , Dashing By By had glory of her very own. She won the Certified North Dakota Bred Quarter Horse Derby.

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I added more memory to my laptop as well as did a fresh install of WinXP Pro.
It did not go well.
UPDATE: All systems are a go. Everything’s working fantastically, except for some wifi interference from a nearby network and a little font glitch.

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Dear Whiny Olympic Diving Commentator,
You’re annoying. Shut up.
You make me want to not watch the men’s platform diving semifinals. At least Bart Connors won a gold in the event he commentates for.
Sincerely yours,
Nicole Swan

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This is the coolest thing ever. I’m totally installing Commander Keen now. Oh wait, I don’t have a 5.25 inch floppy drive. (I kid. Of course, I’m just going to download it.)
But then I’m going to fire it up with Soundblaster and some quality VGA graphics and revel in DOS heaven.
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Dear Olympic Men’s Gymnastics Commentators,
You’re annoying. Shut up.
Sincerely yours,
Nicole Swan

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So after working 11.5 hours, baking, doing laundry, and making myself some dinner, I finally had dinner on my plate. I took barely one step before (in slow motion as is customary) my plate shifted and took its slow tumble to the kitchen floor. Plate ruined. Enchilada ruined. And a mess […]

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Lordy, lordy. I am so close on this. I just need one more person to complete an offer. Any takers? For the trouble you’ll get, um, my undying gratitude?
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If you want to help me out, follow the referrer link below. Word is, everything works better in IE.
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