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weekend notes

Posted on | December 7, 2003 |

Ohhhh-klahoma! *sung in the style of the musical* sucks! I’m still in awe of their extreme and unseen level of chokedness.

Don’t worry, Missoula. It has been duelly noted that you hate me. I’m okay with that.

Please, everyone, beware of entering into conversations with strangers at an unusually busy Wendy’s. I managed to stay out of a conversation about the best burgers in Missoula — an absolutely mind-numbing one — until the junior-high-aged girl couldn’t remember the place where you had to, like, talk into the microphone, and, like, they brought stuff out, like. I’m still not quite sure what made me inadvertantly blurt out Sonic. Maybe it was a lame attempt to end the conversation. Either way, it didn’t work.

I sold myself to the darkside today; I went to the Wal-Mart Supercenter. I will not be returning. Doing so would be like asking myself to slip off the edge after the lemmings.

Comments

2 Responses to “weekend notes”

  1. Tim
    December 7th, 2003 @ 8:38 pm

    But… It’s so big… And shiny… Kind of like a monolith.

  2. Nicole
    December 8th, 2003 @ 7:02 pm

    Good thing you commented. You were about to lose the coveted spot at the top of my ‘Fellow Webloggers’ list.

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