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Open letter to those calling from area codes 305 and 905

Posted on | October 30, 2003 |

Dear 305ers and 905ers,

Hi. My name is Nicole Swan, and my cell phone number is eerily similar to the national number for the Marriott. I am asking that, in the future, you take greater care in dialing when you are trying to reach the Marriott. I do not take reservations, I cannot connect you to any rooms at the Marriott, and most of the time, I can’t understand you. Also, if you could refrain from misdialing the Marriott before 10 in the morning, it would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

Sincerely yours,

Nicole Swan

Comments

3 Responses to “Open letter to those calling from area codes 305 and 905”

  1. Crystal
    October 30th, 2003 @ 1:05 pm

    LOL! My sister had kind of the same problem–her number was similar to Pizza Hut’s, so people would call her with their order and she was like, “I do NOT do pepperoni, or sausage, or anything like it. I am not a pizza place!”
    By the way, do you have a presidential suite available for the week of November 10th? ;)

  2. Nicole
    October 30th, 2003 @ 11:19 pm

    Thanks for calling the Marriott, Crystal. We do in fact have a presidential suite available that week. I just need your credit card information to go ahead and reserve the suite for you. We accept all major credit cards.

    Thanks again for calling the Marriott. Have a wonderful day!

    sidenote: Isn’t it a good thing I’m an honest person?

  3. Lindsey
    October 31st, 2003 @ 4:05 pm

    i think it’s time for a number change

    it’d be funny to take a “pretend” reservation. or just plain evil. whatever. depends on what kind of a person you are.

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